where are you?

my tff's (text friends forever) have responded to the following question:

if you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?

"fucking your mom"
"heli-skiing"
"behind a crystal clear waterfall in hawaii, having sex"
"spending time with friends"
"the bahamas"
"congressman foley's apartment for hot sex"
"in your pants, haha"
"on the beach"
"korfu, greece reading the latest margaret atwood"


i'll update as more roll in, feel free to add those of you who refuse to add texting to your phones, or for other reasons are unable to text me.

and just a note, i see the a recurring sex theme. some of you feeling frustrated?