i give you my body

i am officially donating my body when i die to the my university's anatomical donation program. i filled out the form, had two witnesses sign it and have a little card to carry in my wallet to prove that "i hereby declare that i wish my body to be turned over immediately after death to the university as an anatomical gift to be preserved and used for purposes of medical studies, teaching and research."

my only condition is that they refrain from laughing at any butt zits i may have at the time of death.