Monday, December 18, 2006

chocolate sucks

after renewing my contract with verizon, i was given a new lg cherry chocolate phone for free. sure it looks sexy and has a myriad of bells and whistles but overall the phone is crap. here's why:

1. heat sensitive touch pad does not work with gloves and is so touchy, my big fat fingers have sent several accidental texts and have called friends at 7 a.m. trying to turn off the alarm.

2. supposed to be a "revolutionary" mp3 player. sure, if the $30 connection kit and $70 power house battery are purchased.

3. there's no flash for the camera? says "night mode," but no difference in a picture taken in that mode or regular mode.

i kind of miss my ghetto phone.

2 comments:

Rick said...

See, I told you the key was zombie fingers. If zombies can't use it, there's no point.

Also, why do they keep billing it as an mp3 player if it only plays Windows Media files? Those aren't mp3s. Those are shite!

syndie a. said...

i lied, it can play mp3 files.