liar

i asked my texting friends to lie to me and the one with the best lie would get a dollar. so far these are the lies i have recieved:

"____ is so cute." (had to edit this one, but there will be folks who get it)
"fake breasts"
"the pope sparks furor" (i had to clarify this one, apparently its from a news headline)
"my ass smells like sunshine all the time. even in a tent"
"i had sex with paris hilton"
"you're pretty" (with a just kidding attached)
"sharks make good pets"
"it wasn't me"
"it's a curling iron burn.. several of them. yes i am a guy with a curling iron." (and this stays until you resend the text, hickey boy)
"oh my god oh my god, bruce willis just came in and bought a crap load of rocks oh my god oh my god"


i'll add more as they come in... then i'll make a decision and one lucky liar will get a dollar.