groan elicitor alert

this is my own take on blandella's hommage to skype. and no "simon says" jokes under penalty of a texas chili bowl. (refer to southpark for definition)

simon says: shut your trap
syndie says: that was kinda cheesy
simon says: don't get catty with me
syndie says: i furbid you to talk to me like that
simon says: oh- you're in a vole lotta trouble misses
simon says: shrew you
syndie says: well you are acting the tame way i am!
simon says: i give up- i may as well go to the gym and start vermin up
syndie says: fleas tell me you have something better than that!
simon says: i don't- I must be getting a bit tom-and-jerry-atric
syndie says: you mouse be needing some incontinance pants then...
simon says: i'll just burrow yours
syndie says: hmmm.. i'll have to paws at the store to pick some up, because im fresh out
simon says: remember to keep the receit and i'll pay the gerbill
syndie says: nah dont furry about it... consider it a purrsonal favor
simon says: ah thanks- can you get them to me soon though as i'm in a bit of a scurry
syndie says: sure if im not scampered in any way
syndie says: beclaws that happens sometimes
simon says: when you deliver, you're welcome to join me for some vodka, gin or whisker
simon says: we can then get drunk and tell tails
syndie says: and since my birthday is on sunday you can wish me a hoppy one!
simon says: rodent that be nice
syndie says: purrfect darjeling
simon says: i'll put some drinks on ice then or in the chinchilla compartment
syndie says: manx a lot! i like my drinks cold.
syndie says: i like hard liquor too, do you have any absinian?
simon says: no- that's illegal here. You can only buy it in Hamsterdam
syndie says: aww.. rats too bad...
syndie says: oh well maybe we can listen to the spice squirrels instead