musical magic 8 ball winamp style

blandella seems to think the holy ipod has a monopoly on divining powers, however, i would like to offer winamp answers to the same questions he asked of his shuffling ipod and then the internet public can decide where the true power lies. in order to fully understand what this is all about, please first read ricky's post here and then check out rui's here.

1. how does the world see you?
macy gray - relating to a psychopath
so the mighty winamp knew about a certain nickname i picked up five years ago and began to affix to everything i worked on creatively.. sycosyndie..

2. will i have a happy life?
josh rouse - quiet town
i came back to idaho falls.. what's more quiet than that? it is what i wanted and since i believe we make our own happiness, then winamp wipes the floor with ipod.

3. what do my friends really think of me?
tori amos - girl
"maybe one day she'll be her own..." looks like my friends are rooting for me, hoping i am able to bypass the "white coats" tori speaks about at then end of the song.

4. do people secretly lust after me?
ryan adams - hotel chelsea nights
someone pining for someone else? yeah.. i'm going to go ahead and say the answer is yes, but it's winamp who's calling it.

5. how can i make myself happy?
fat joe fest terror squad - lean back
i am going to be happy as a limbo queen? as long as it's not on rollerskates, then i'm cool with that.

6. what should i do with my life?
the new pornographers - these are the fables
english major.. writing.. makes sense. too bad winamp is about a year behind because of the recent switch of focus i've made. the first demerit for winamp although i think ipod did the same thing with rick...so no big loss there.

7. will i ever have children?
nancy sinatra - bang bang
well i do have a six year old.. and while i call her my baby, i sure as hell hope she doesn't shoot me down!

8. what is some good advice for me?
scandal - goodbye to you
i know what this one means; don't really want to comment on it, but thank you to the gloriousness that is the winamp, i knew that was the answer. oh ipod, you've drooled all over yourself again.

9. how will i be remembered?
lil kim feat. fifty cent - magic stick
oh dear... being remembered for a magic stick.. bad winamp! bad!

10. what is my signature dancing song?
annie - little girls
uh.. loose interpretation possible #1: everywhere i look are little girls.. little lipgloss covered barbies trying to hog my light while i drop it like it's hot.

11. what do i consider my current theme song?
nine days - story of a girl
i would have liked the spiderman theme music but since this is what the mystical winamp has dealt... i am a girl and this is my story. lame.

12. what do others consider my current theme song?
collin raye - one girl one boy
oh hell no! not in this girl's immediate, and most likely long-term, future.

13. what song will play at my funeral?
my chemical romance - cemetery drive
this one, as well as all the others, honestly came up randomly for this question!

14. what type of lover do i like?
air - caramel prisoner
i gotta leave this one alone because of who've i've invited to read this blog, but safe to say, points to winamp again.

15. what is my day going to be like?
lit - miserable
now how could winamp possibly know that today would suck? without going into detail and based on an erased thought, it has been one of those days, inevitable for sure, but still sucks.

okay, now it's up to the audience to cast their votes. may the best musical magic 8 ball win (amp).