"that's me in the corner...."

i would like to bear my testimony. i know alcohol is true. i am grateful for pubs, bars, taverns, and lounges and the good folks who serve me the usual and the unusual.

i know that gin and tonics made with beefeater gin and extra limes contribute to the best of times and are the tastiest summer beverage... evar!*

i know that the irish car bomb demon lives and tries his damnedest to lure us down the path of beer/whisky combinations and that we must take care to shield ourselves from his pervasive evil.

i love my clear liquors, my dark beer, and the friends who hold my hair, sing loudly to 80's pop music, and have as many "apparently" stories as i do.

in the name of dionysus, amen.

*in relation to the above statement, i would also like to claim it is imperative that d.k. and/or m.l. must in close proximity for the "evar" section to apply. it is preferable to have both d.k. and m.l. but in the event that one is absent "evar" still applies.