girl's night gems

three drunken english grads + a pad of post-its = ...well, the following:

"sadly, you could give me anything and i'd put it my mouth"
"jesus doesn't like jamiroquai"
"hold on, that'll cum later"
"it's not red after it's cooked"
"that's a lot of labia"
"giant pulsating placenta"
"you made a venus flytrap in your crotch"
"chinese? sorry, i'm latitude"
"i had to go outside to swallow"
"what the hell is that bear doing in my kitchen? rick's not here"
"was that for me to suck on?"
"i came out when i was twenty-jesus"
"you know you has a tiny vagina? barbie"
"hey! you shaved!"
"she's had more meat than gay porn"
"all these gay porn stars in my mouth"
"gross is: vanilla car freshener"
"if i lick it, will you eat it?"
"i'm a grad major"
"i at least put my shoes with my shoes"
"secret pit sniffs"

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