first memo
to: people i know
from: syndie a.
date: december 15, 2005
re: rules of the island
i have won the british lottery and have purchased my own island somewhere in the mediterranean. if invited to visit, please note that the following are not allowed in any form:
1. drunken antics
2. staring
3. busy work
4. fake ketchup
5. strollers
6. tabloids
7. online dictionaries (exception: oed online)
8. burberry
9. general incompetence
10. cacophonous music
1 comment:
So, apparently no internet connection on this island, eh?
I think you should ban denim miniskirts too, especially on girls with tree trunks for legs. Cankles are bad! Sad thing is, this should just go without saying, but they havenºt figured that out in Plymouth. Blech!
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